{"id":13045,"date":"2025-11-14T08:15:40","date_gmt":"2025-11-14T08:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/?p=13045"},"modified":"2025-12-14T18:14:35","modified_gmt":"2025-12-14T18:14:35","slug":"colette-new-orleans-review-the-french-quarters-fantasyland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/colette-new-orleans-review-the-french-quarters-fantasyland\/","title":{"rendered":"Colette New Orleans Review: The French Quarter\u2019s Fantasyland"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"13045\" class=\"elementor elementor-13045\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8f188d8 e-con-full e-flex e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"8f188d8\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-bb027e9 bg-border e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"bb027e9\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e50d29f main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e50d29f\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4edbeba elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4edbeba\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h1 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Colette New Orleans Review: The French Quarter\u2019s Fantasyland<\/h1>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a436bcb main-head e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"a436bcb\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8102b5f elementor-widget-mobile__width-inherit elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8102b5f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">New Swinger Podcast | <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/us\/podcast\/ep-63-naughty-nawlins-review-2025-is-it-really-worth\/id1734698162?i=1000718541517\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Apple<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?si=355e813b1cba4f94\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Spotify<\/a><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-ce2b002 spotifyplayer elementor-widget elementor-widget-html\" data-id=\"ce2b002\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"html.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<iframe data-testid=\"embed-iframe\" style=\"border-radius:12px\" data-src=\"https:\/\/open.spotify.com\/embed\/episode\/6OCKKdJU0qDl3ALWkbkLwX?utm_source=generator\" width=\"100%\" height=\"352\" frameBorder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; fullscreen; picture-in-picture\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" class=\"lazyload\" data-load-mode=\"1\"><\/iframe>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e65d9ce elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"e65d9ce\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-stacked .elementor-drop-cap{background-color:#69727d;color:#fff}.elementor-widget-text-editor.elementor-drop-cap-view-framed .elementor-drop-cap{color:#69727d;border:3px solid;background-color:transparent}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap{margin-top:8px}.elementor-widget-text-editor:not(.elementor-drop-cap-view-default) .elementor-drop-cap-letter{width:1em;height:1em}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap{float:left;text-align:center;line-height:1;font-size:50px}.elementor-widget-text-editor .elementor-drop-cap-letter{display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t<article class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" tabindex=\"-1\" data-turn-id=\"request-68d0162c-40c0-8327-95f3-0d83b142581b-112\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-24\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"><div class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] thread-sm:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] thread-lg:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"><div class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-sm:[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] thread-lg:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"><div class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"><div class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+&amp;]:mt-5\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"20c8ae0c-5ddf-44a5-b506-a87e28dfc033\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-4o\"><div class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[3px]\"><div class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"><p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"197\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Ready to get freaky in the French Quarter? We hit up Colette New Orleans for a night of theme parties, voyeur rooms, and BYOB shenanigans &#8211; here\u2019s the honest, cheeky review you need.<\/p><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/div><\/article>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fb8885b elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"fb8885b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h5 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">By: <u>Kat Swings<\/u><\/h5>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c6a3eef highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c6a3eef\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-7d2076c elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"7d2076c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p data-start=\"682\" data-end=\"968\">The Colette brand <em data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"630\">knows what it\u2019s doing<\/em>. With clubs in Houston, Dallas, Austin, and New Orleans, the owners John &amp; Jackie (who we have yet to meet) have built a small empire of lifestyle hotspots &#8211; and their NOLA flagship is arguably the crown jewel. We were sufficiently impressed. A short Uber ride from Bourbon Street (or easy walk from Naughty N&#8217;awlins Astor or Nopsi hotels), this discreet little den of debauchery has hosted everyone from curious newbies to seasoned swingers, goth goddesses to lingerie-clad libertines. And us? Oh, we <em data-start=\"1000\" data-end=\"1006\">came<\/em>, we <em data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1016\">saw<\/em>, we&#8230; well, let\u2019s just say we did a very thorough vibe check. Welcome to Colette New Orleans &#8211; here\u2019s the uncensored scoop.<\/p><p><span style=\"color: #000000; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">We dish on all this and more plus give lots of questionable newbie advice on the<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; color: #000000;\"><span style=\"text-decoration-line: underline;\">Vanilla Swingers podcast<\/span><\/span><\/a><span style=\"color: #000000;\">.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b19b4eb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b19b4eb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.23.0 - 23-07-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1211\" height=\"856\" src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-exterior.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-13048\" alt=\"Colette New Orleans exterior\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-exterior.png 1211w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-exterior-300x212.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-exterior-1024x724.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-exterior-768x543.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1211px) 100vw, 1211px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c92c4cd highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"c92c4cd\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-54f740d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"54f740d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Colette New Orleans Review \ud83c\udf52\ud83c\udf52\ud83c\udf52\ud83c\udf52<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-c30a28b elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"c30a28b\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\ud83d\ude97\u00a0<strong>Distance\u00a0<\/strong>\u2013 Downtown, walking distance from Canal\/Bourbon<\/p><p><strong style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\ud83d\udd53 Hours<\/strong><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u00a0\u2013\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p><ul><li>Wednesday <span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">&#8211;\u00a0 9pm &#8211; 2am<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Thursday\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 9pm &#8211; 2am<br \/><\/span>Friday<span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 9pm &#8211; 4am<br \/><\/span>Saturday\u00a0 \u00a0 <span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\"> &#8211;\u00a0 9pm &#8211; 4am<\/span><\/li><\/ul><p><strong><b>\ud83d\udcb2\u00a0<\/b>Pricing<\/strong> \u2013\u00a0<\/p><ul><li><strong>\ud83d\udc66\ud83c\udffb\ud83d\udc67\ud83c\udffb Couples \u2013\u00a0<\/strong><br \/>Wednesday\u00a0<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 $40<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Thursday\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 $30<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Friday<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 $70<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Saturday\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"> &#8211;\u00a0 $70<\/span><span style=\"color: #cc0066; letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: #f3f7ff;\"><span style=\"font-family: DDG_ProximaNova, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_0, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_1, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_2, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_3, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_4, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_5, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_6, 'Proxima Nova', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif, sans-serif, DDG_ProximaNova, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_0, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_1, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_2, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_3, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_4, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_5, DDG_ProximaNova_UI_6, 'Proxima Nova', -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Oxygen-Sans, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, 'Noto Sans', sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: 16.4571px; white-space-collapse: break-spaces;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li><li><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><strong>\ud83d\udc66\ud83c\udffb<\/strong>\u00a0Single Male\u00a0<\/span><strong>\u2013\u00a0 <\/strong>Not allowed on Saturdays<strong><br \/><\/strong>Wednesday\u00a0<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 $100<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Thursday\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 $100<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Friday<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 $120<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/li><li><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><strong>\ud83d\udc67\ud83c\udffb<\/strong>\u00a0<strong>Single Female\u00a0<\/strong><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; color: #cc0066; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">\u2013\u00a0<br \/><\/span><\/span><\/span>Wednesday\u00a0<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 $10<br \/><\/span>Thursday\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;\u00a0 $10<br \/><\/span>Friday<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 &#8211;\u00a0 $20<br \/><\/span>Saturday\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0&#8211;\u00a0 $20<\/span><\/li><\/ul><p style=\"line-height: 32px;\"><strong>\ud83d\udcb8\u00a0Membership Levels\u00a0<\/strong><strong style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">\u2013\u00a0<\/strong><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">Can buy a 1 night, 3 months, 1 year or VIP memberships. Depends on your level of slutton! Of course we opted for the 1 night option!!\u00a0<\/span><\/p><ul><li style=\"line-height: 32px;\"><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">Annual\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\">&#8211; $200<\/span><span style=\"background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); letter-spacing: 0px;\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">3 Months <\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0$100<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">1 Night\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0$30<\/span><\/li><li><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">3 year\u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211; $5000<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"><br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">1\u00a0 year\u00a0 \u00a0<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">\u00a0$2500<br \/><\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">6 mos\u00a0 \u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">&#8211;<\/span><span style=\"letter-spacing: 0px; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\"> $1500<br \/><\/span><\/li><\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>\ud83d\udc49<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/blog\/swinger-club-reviews\/\">More Swinger Club Reviews Here<\/a>\ud83d\udc48<\/strong><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6ae295f elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"6ae295f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1517\" height=\"1011\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-bar-1.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-13055 lazyload\" alt=\"Colette New Orleans bar\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-bar-1.png 1517w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-bar-1-300x200.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-bar-1-1024x682.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-bar-1-768x512.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1517px) 100vw, 1517px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1517px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1517\/1011;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-783ebec highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"783ebec\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-97b1327 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"97b1327\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\ud83d\udc40\u00a0<strong>First Impressions<\/strong> \u2013\u00a0No neon signs. No red lights. Just a big green door with a peephole and a vague \u201care-we-in-the-right-place?\u201d energy. Which, to be honest, we loved. It\u2019s giving <em data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1374\">Eyes Wide Shut\u00a0<\/em>minus the masks. Once you push open that mysterious door, you\u2019re greeted by a desk and a very professional front-of-house staff who will check your ID, registration code, and possibly your astrological chart (kidding, but they <em data-start=\"1601\" data-end=\"1606\">are<\/em> thorough). We appreciated the Apple Pay option &#8211; because nothing kills a vibe faster than digging through your purse for cash. If you come through as a Naughty N&#8217;awlins attendee, your lanyard will circumnavigate any membership fees.<\/p><p data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1820\"><strong data-start=\"1733\" data-end=\"1745\">Kat tip:<\/strong> Do the online membership ahead of time. It makes check-in smooth and sexy.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9122610 elementor-position-left elementor-vertical-align-middle elementor-mobile-position-left elementor-view-default elementor-widget elementor-widget-icon-box\" data-id=\"9122610\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"icon-box.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/elementor\/css\/custom-widget-icon-box.min.css?ver=1766267327\">\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-wrapper\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-icon\">\n\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/playhouselv-review-behind-the-vetted-velvet-ropes\/\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"elementor-icon elementor-animation-\" tabindex=\"-1\">\n\t\t\t\t<svg aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"e-font-icon-svg e-fas-comment-dots\" viewBox=\"0 0 512 512\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\"><path d=\"M256 32C114.6 32 0 125.1 0 240c0 49.6 21.4 95 57 130.7C44.5 421.1 2.7 466 2.2 466.5c-2.2 2.3-2.8 5.7-1.5 8.7S4.8 480 8 480c66.3 0 116-31.8 140.6-51.4 32.7 12.3 69 19.4 107.4 19.4 141.4 0 256-93.1 256-208S397.4 32 256 32zM128 272c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32zm128 0c-17.7 0-32-14.3-32-32s14.3-32 32-32 32 14.3 32 32-14.3 32-32 32z\"><\/path><\/svg>\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-icon-box-content\">\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<h4 class=\"elementor-icon-box-title\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/playhouselv-review-behind-the-vetted-velvet-ropes\/\" target=\"_blank\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tPSST! Don't Miss!\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p class=\"elementor-icon-box-description\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\tPlayhouseLV Vegas Review\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4fd8b20 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"4fd8b20\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><p><b>\ud83c\udf9f\ufe0f Inside Tour &#8211;\u00a0 <\/b>Downstairs is your social base camp &#8211; a long BYOB bar, mixers provided, your own bottle hidden somewhere in your purse (kidding!), plenty of seating, and a dance floor with a stripper\u2011pole stage that beckons the wild. The music is good, the crowd\u2019s warming up, and you can easily hang in the lounge for a drink and some people\u2011watching.<\/p><p>Upstairs is where the play really happens. We found a multi\u2011room layout &#8211; a dark \u201ctheatre\u201d room showing porn with couches, a \u201clibrary\u201d area with bookshelves and oversized seating that quickly morphs into play territory, curtain\u2011draped sections (some sheer, some opaque) each containing beds, two private rooms with doors, and a large voyeur\u2011focused room featuring a circular bed and windows for watching. The d\u00e9cor shows its age in places (worn couches, creaky bed frames, very low lighting which can make navigating tricky), but the layout delivers serious possibility and oozes Big Easy charm.\u00a0<\/p><p><strong> PRO TIP:<\/strong> Arrive early for upstairs if you want a private room before they\u2019re claimed.<\/p><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-998484a elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"998484a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1044\" height=\"748\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-dance-floor.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-13056 lazyload\" alt=\"Colette New Orleans dance floor\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-dance-floor.png 1044w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-dance-floor-300x215.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-dance-floor-1024x734.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-dance-floor-768x550.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1044px) 100vw, 1044px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1044px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1044\/748;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-f73a107 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"f73a107\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div data-id=\"0174722\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\"><p>\ud83c\udfb5<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> DJ\/Dance &#8211; <\/span>Colette may be discreet on the outside, but once you&#8217;re inside, the music tells you everything you need to know &#8211; this place <em data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"356\">knows how to party<\/em>. The DJ doesn\u2019t miss, whether it\u2019s Top 40, EDM, throwback bangers, or a little booty-grinding R&amp;B, the vibe is always on point. The volume\u2019s loud enough to move your hips, but not so deafening you can\u2019t flirt with the couple next to you. And yes, the dance floor <em data-start=\"619\" data-end=\"626\">stays<\/em> packed.<\/p><p data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"1022\">Even during Naughty N\u2019awlins weekend &#8211; when 3,000 swingers are living their best lives over at the Astor &#8211; Colette still managed to pull a packed crowd. This isn\u2019t a dance club with a swinger twist &#8211; it\u2019s a <em data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1119\">swinger club that knows how to throw down<\/em> on the dance floor. Whether you\u2019re doing a full grind sesh with your partner or just sipping your drink and watching the heat build, the energy is high and the crowd is <em data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1296\">ready<\/em>.<\/p><\/div>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-e6678e4 highlight-text e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"e6678e4\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-90afc22 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"90afc22\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1535\" height=\"963\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-lounge.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-13049 lazyload\" alt=\"Colette New Orleans library room\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-lounge.png 1535w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-lounge-300x188.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-lounge-1024x642.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-lounge-768x482.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1535px) 100vw, 1535px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1535px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1535\/963;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-be5cf5e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"be5cf5e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>\ud83c\udf52<strong> Playrooms &#8211;\u00a0<\/strong>Upstairs at Colette is where the social vibe flips into full-blown fantasy. The layout is a mix of private, semi\u2011private, and look\u2011at\u2011me spaces that give you total freedom to set the tone for your night. There are a couple of fully private rooms with real doors (actual, blessed doors) which are clutch if you want quiet one\u2011on\u2011one time without lurkers or silhouettes drifting past a curtain. These go <em data-start=\"622\" data-end=\"628\">fast<\/em>, especially on Saturdays, so couples who know the drill head upstairs early to stake their claim.<\/p><p data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"1277\">Most of the action, though, happens in the long curtain-lined corridor. Each \u201croom\u201d is actually an alcove with a bed separated by two curtains &#8211; one sheer, one blackout. You control your level of exhibitionism. It has that sexy shared-energy feel where you might hear the couple beside you, catch shadow play through the curtains, or get a little audience without feeling exposed. It\u2019s raw, it\u2019s intimate, and it\u2019s very New Orleans.<\/p><p data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1669\">Then there\u2019s the notorious circular bed room, which is basically Colette\u2019s unofficial stage. The whole thing is surrounded by one-way glass, so guests outside can watch while you see only your own reflection. It\u2019s made for exhibitionists &#8211; or couples who want to dabble without fully diving in. Just know the bed has some\u2026 mileage. If you\u2019re planning acrobatics, maybe stick to the edges.<\/p><p data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"2227\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">You\u2019ll also find a porn theater with small couches and a \u201clibrary\u201d room that feels like a loungy warmup space for softer, more sensual play. The whole upstairs is kept deliberately dark &#8211; sexy, yes, but also \u201cwhere did my shoe go?\u201d dark. And while some furniture looks well-loved, the variety and vibe more than make up for it.<\/p><p data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"2227\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Fridays bring more watchers (hello, single\u2011guy night), while Saturdays are the sweet spot for couples who want heat without the hover. Either way, know your rules, grab a room early, and let the night take over.<\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-086c5f9 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"086c5f9\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1071\" height=\"734\" data-src=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-playroom.png\" class=\"attachment-full size-full wp-image-13057 lazyload\" alt=\"Colette New Orleans playroom\" data-srcset=\"https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-playroom.png 1071w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-playroom-300x206.png 300w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-playroom-1024x702.png 1024w, https:\/\/www.vanillaswingers.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/colette-new-orleans-playroom-768x526.png 768w\" data-sizes=\"(max-width: 1071px) 100vw, 1071px\" src=\"data:image\/svg+xml;base64,PHN2ZyB3aWR0aD0iMSIgaGVpZ2h0PSIxIiB4bWxucz0iaHR0cDovL3d3dy53My5vcmcvMjAwMC9zdmciPjwvc3ZnPg==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 1071px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 1071\/734;\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b63a14a elementor-widget-laptop__width-initial elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"b63a14a\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><b>\ud83d\udd25<\/b>\u00a0<strong>Vibe check<\/strong> &#8211;\u00a0The crowd at Colette really depends on the night, so choosing <em data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"232\">when<\/em> you go makes all the difference. Saturdays are generally the gold standard &#8211; couples-only, maybe a few single ladies, and a sexy, low-pressure vibe that feels playful but respectful. The energy builds throughout the night, with most of the action picking up after 11 p.m. You\u2019ll see couples in their 30s, 40s, even a few fabulous 60-somethings getting flirty and having fun. No judgment, no pressure &#8211; just people doing their thing at their own pace.<\/p><p data-start=\"681\" data-end=\"1357\">Fridays are a totally different animal. Single men are allowed in, and while many are respectful, the sheer number can shift the energy. More watchers, more hoverers, and occasionally a guy who mistakes \u201ccurious glance\u201d for \u201cplease stand at the foot of my bed and breathe heavily.\u201d If you\u2019re into that, great! If not, just know the staff does a good job stepping in when needed, and there are still plenty of ways to carve out your own space. Weeknights, especially Newbie Nights on Wednesdays, tend to be more chill. The crowd is smaller, the pace slower, and it\u2019s a solid way to dip your toes in without feeling like you\u2019ve been dropped into a full-blown sex hurricane.<\/p><p data-start=\"1359\" data-end=\"1593\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Overall, Colette\u2019s vibe is what you make of it. Some nights feel electric, others more relaxed. 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A dedicated venue where individuals or couples within the swinging community gather to socialize, explore their sexuality, and engage in consensual sexual activities with other like-minded individuals.<\/span><\/p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8967309 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"8967309\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p><strong><span style=\"font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">Playroom<\/span><\/strong><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-family: Poppins, sans-serif;\">:<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"> The adult\u2019s version of a candy store, where toys, tools, and tantalizing treats await \u2013 because who says pleasure is just for kids? 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